• At age 4, success is... not peeing in your pants.
• At age 12, success is... having friends.
• At age 16, success is... having a driver's license.
• At age 20, success is... having sex.
• At age 35, success is... having money.
• At age 50, success is... having money.
• At age 60, success is... having sex.
• At age 70, success is... having a driver's license.
• At age 75, success is... having friends.
• At age 80, success is... not peeing in your pants.