- "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
- "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" - Custer
- "Any fucking idiot could understand that!" - Einstein
- "It does SO fucking look like her!" - Picasso
- "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
- "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo
- "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
- "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!" - J.F.K.
- "Who the fuck is going to know?" - Bill Clinton