• "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
• "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" - Custer
• "Any fucking idiot could understand that!" - Einstein
• "It does SO fucking look like her!" - Picasso
• "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
• "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo
• "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
• "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!" - J.F.K.
• "Who the fuck is going to know?" - Bill Clinton