The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

• has to work hard;
• has to work at great depths;
• has to work upside down;
• has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;
• has to work in a high humidity environment;
• has to work at high temperatures;
• does not get weekends and holidays off;
• does not get time off after extra hours of work;
• has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.

Request denied for the following reasons:

• does not work 8 hours in a row;
• does not answer immediately to all requests;
• does not have a degree;
• after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;
• shows no fidelity to the workplace;
• retires too early;
• does not work at all unless pushed from behind;
• does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work.