• If she says she is a virgin that doesn't mean she is from a state in the South.
• Silence doesn't mean your performance leaves her speechless.
• If you're going to call out a name make sure it's the right one.
• Choking the chicken is not something done at farms.
• Spanking the monkey is not something done at zoos.
• No one in junior high is 18, even if they're wearing a lot of make-up.
• You don't need a passport to French kiss.
• If your partner asks you to wear a leather mask it does not mean that it is Halloween.
• Safe sex does not mean she has an airbag attached to her.
• Spermicide is not made by Raid.
• The clap doesn't mean she is applauding your performance.