• Bicycle handle grips.
• French tickler animals.
• Shower caps for people with tiny heads.
• Put one on a lightbulb for mood lighting.
• Fill one with helium and tie a note to it.
• Get 1000 and make a submarine.
• Put one over the showerhead to surprise Dad.
• Put 'em on your cat's feet to keep it from climbing the curtains.
• Blow a bunch up and tie them to the cars outside a wedding.
• Put one on your nose and be Bobo the clown.
• Water wings for those non-swimmers.
• Use 500 of them to spell out "We Want Women!!" on your house.
• Jello molds.
• Finger puppets.
• A wind sock.
• Use as a bobber when fishing.
• Put them on soda cans to keep the fizz in when you're not drinking it.
• Practical joke: Put one on an exhaust pipe.
• Suspenders.
• Recycle as a Burger King ketchup baggie. (or would mayonnaise be better?)
• Small animal muzzle.
• Put them on your fingers & play proctologist.
• Put them on your toes to make swimfins.
• Draw eyeballs on them and make funny glasses.
• Automatic door closing devices.
• Have 'water' balloon fights.
• Glue a bunch together and use to replace silicon breast implants.
• Freeze them for an all-natural popsicle.
• Glue several together and sell as a "Stretch Man" toy.
• Use for a Xmas stocking stuffings for those that screwed you.
• Ear/nose plugs.
• Use 365 of them to make into a tire, and call it a "Good Year".
• Replace those old "Dr. Scholls" shoe cushions.
• Feed them to your pet iguana, Clyde.
• Paint scales on them & put them in a fishtank.
• "I challenge you to a duel!"
• Drain plugs.
• Put them in with your tax return.
• Go see "Saturday Night Fever" and throw them at the screen.
• Punching bags.
• Hang them on the blades of a ceiling fan.
• Send 69 of them to your ex-girlfriend.
• Novelty key rings.
• Hang them all around your windshield like dingle balls.
• Spell "Happy Birthday" on a cake.
• Break out your paints and make wax fruit.
• Glue them on your nipples and try to swing them in opposite directions.
• Make a patch work "water" bed.
• Put your money in one. Nobody will steal it!
• Stick one on the bridge of your nose and run around saying "Gobble Gobble".