Dick's the Word
- The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
- The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
- The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
- The Life Call Penis: It's fallen and it can't get up.
- The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.
- The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?
- The M&M penis: melts in your mouth, not in your hand
- The lucky charms penis: They're magically delicious
- The Energizer penis: it keeps going and going
- The right guard penis: anything less is uncivilized
- The Cambells soup penis: mmm mmm good
- The Kix penis: kid tested, mother approved.
- The McDonald's penis: over 8 billion served.
- The Tombstone penis: what would you like on your penis?
- The Ragu penis: comes out chunkier than the rest.
- The Cobain penis: it blows itself away.
- The All State penis: you're in good hands.
- The 7-Up penis: the UN-penis.
- The Barq's penis: the one with bite.
- The beef penis: it's what's for dinner.
- The Bud Lite penis: great taste, less filling.
- The Transformers penis: it's more than meets the eye.
- The Twizzler penis: it makes mouths happy.
- The Sega penis: PENIS!
- The Starburst penis: the juice is loose.
- The Timex penis: takes a lickin and keeps on.......
- The Burger King penis: have it your way
- The Flintstone's vitamins penis: 10 million strong and growing
- The Wendy's penis: where's the beef?
- The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one.
- The Matthew Sweet penis: 100% fun.
- The Little Caesar's penis: Penis!! Penis!!
- The Mortal Kombat penis: nothing can prepare you.
- The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
- The Street Fighter II penis: Matt, stop, you're getting too good at
this.
- The Domino's Pizza penis: delivers in 30 min. or less
- The Monty Python penis: "isn't awfully nice to have a penis"
- The Monty Python penis II: "every sperm is sacred...."
- The Rice Krispies penis: what does your penis say to you?
- The Extra penis: lasts an extra extra extra long time
- The Charmin penis: Don't squeeze the penis!
- The Beatles penis: now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
- The Oasis penis: thinks it's the Beatles penis.
- The Windows '95 penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.
- The Virginia Slims penis: you've come a long way, baby.
- The Secret penis: strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a
woman.
- The Micro Machines penis: a whole world, in the palm of your hand.
- The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop
- The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!
- The yellow pages penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.
- The Reese's penis: How do you eat your penis?
- The Beavis penis: Look! it's changing color