• ANTI-CLIMAX: Bore-gasm.
• CORPORATE VIRGIN: New girl in the office.
• DESPERATE STRAIGHTS: Sex-starved heterosexuals.
• GAELIC: An Irish Lesbian.
• INCEST: Relatively boring.
• INCEST: A game for the whole family to play.
• LUBRICATED CONDOMS: Bedroom slippers.
• MADAM: One who offers vice to the lovelorn.
• MARCONI: The first man to send a message through a length of spaghetti without it touching the sides.
• MASTURBATION: I-balling.
• MINE SHAFT: What a German calls his dick.
• MONOLOGUE: A discussion between man and wife.
• NONDESCRIPT: A television play.
• ODIOUS: Not very good poetry.
• ORGY: Grope therapy.
• PARENTS: Couples who practise the Rhythm Method.
• PEDESTRIAN: A motorist with teenage sons.
• PIMP: Nookie Bookie.
• PIMP: Public relations man for a public relations girl.
• PORNOGRAPHY: Clitertature.
• PREMATURE EJACULATION: The come before the scorn.
• RACIAL DISPUTE: When the course judge calls for a photo.
• RED RIDING HOOD: A Russian condom.
• REFLECTION: What a girl looks at, but is not given to.
• SAGE: A bloke who knows his onions.
• SELF-DECEPTION: Faking an organism during masturbation.
• SITTING PRETTY: Sitting Bull's gay brother.
• SNOW JOB: How a woman defrosts her man.
• SNUFF: Sufficient unto the day.
• SONATA: A song sung by Frank.
• SPECIMEN: An Italian astronaut.
• STALEMATE: A husband who has lost his ardour.
• TEAR JERKER: A bloke who cries while wanking.
• TRUE LOVE: An injection with affection to the midsection from a projection without objection.
• VICE SQUAD: The pussy posse.
• VICE VERSA: Dirty poetry from Italy.
• VIRGIN: A girl who whispers sweet nothing doings.
• VIRGIN: A girl who won't take in what a guy takes out.
• VIRGIN: Any Hicksville girl who can outrun her brothers.
• VIRGIN SQUAW: Wouldn't Indian.
• WELSH RAREBIT: A Cardiff virgin.
• WET DREAM: A snorgasm.