Buckwheat and Darla are in school. The teacher asks Darla, "How do you spell "dumb"?

Darla says, "D-u-m-b, dumb."

The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."

Darla says, "Buckwheat is dumb."

The teacher says, "Now, spell "stupid".

Darla says, "S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid."

The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."

Darla says "Buckwheat is stupid."

Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, "Buckwheat, spell dictate."

Buckwheat stands and says,"D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."

The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."

Buckwheat says, "I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good.