• Man who sells Kotex, crack salesman.
• Blond girl have black hair by cracky.
• Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
• Boy who plays with himself pulls boner.
• Better to sleep with old hen than pullet.
• Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
• Virgin like balloon: one prick, all gone.
• Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
• Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to it.
• Man who have titty in mouth make clean breast.
• Woman pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
• Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth.
• Man who have hole in pocket feels cocky all day.
• Woman who slides down bannister makes monkey shine.
• Woman who puts rooster in freezer have frozen cock.
• Girl who goes to bed with detective must kiss dick.
• Man who screws cook in pantry often gets ass in jam.
• He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
• Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house.
• Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss.
• Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down.
• Boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
• Squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts; man lay on crack and rock nuts.
• Girl should not marry basketball player: he dribbles before he shoots.
• Woman who springs on inner spring this spring gets offspring next spring.
• Baby conceived on back seat of automobile with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless.