- Newlyweds get... soregasms
- Nymphos have... let's-do-it-some-moregasms
- 4WDrivers usually experience... four-on-the-floorgasms
- Salesmen have... door-to-doorgasms
- Virgins scream out... my-hymen-got-torgasms
- I know of no one who has... I-abhorgasms
- Goalies have... scoregasms
- I was married to a man who had... snoregasms
- Golfers have... foregasms
- Hockey players have... Bobby Orrgasms
- Mushrooms are limited to... sporegasms
- And Marco Polo had... exploregasms
- Premature ejaculators have... beforegasms
- Selfish men have... I-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms
And when you do it...
- in a boat - oargasms
- with a nerd - dorkgasms
- at the entrance to your house - doorgasms
- on the carpet or linoleum - floorgasms
- at the supermarket - storegasms
- with wild pigs - boargasms
- at a Stephen King movie - horrorgasms
- with a prostitute - whoregasms
- with a storyteller - loregasms
- with an accountant - boregasms
- while sleeping - snoregasms
- with cartoon donkeys - eeyoregasms
- while broke - poorgasms
- with a lion - roargasms
- for hours and hours on end - soregasms
- on a golf course - foregasms
- with a nymphomaniac - ready for moregasms
- in a gold mine - oregasms
- with a dermatologists - poregasms
- with a former vice president - Al Goregasms
- on the beach - shoregasms
- in Asia - Singaporegasms
- at an all you can eat buffet - smoregasms
- on the way to a train - all aboardgasms
- that isn't very satisfying - there's the doorgasms
- during hay fever season - sporegasms
- with a cookie - oreogasms
- with a meat eater - carnivoregasms
- with a vegetarian - vegegasms