• Newlyweds get... soregasms

• Nymphos have... let's-do-it-some-moregasms

• 4WDrivers usually experience... four-on-the-floorgasms

• Salesmen have... door-to-doorgasms

• Virgins scream out... my-hymen-got-torgasms

• I know of no one who has... I-abhorgasms

• Goalies have... scoregasms

• I was married to a man who had... snoregasms

• Golfers have... foregasms

• Hockey players have... Bobby Orrgasms

• Mushrooms are limited to... sporegasms

• And Marco Polo had... exploregasms

• Premature ejaculators have... beforegasms

• Selfish men have... I-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms

And when you do it...

• in a boat - oargasms

• with a nerd - dorkgasms

• at the entrance to your house - doorgasms

• on the carpet or linoleum - floorgasms

• at the supermarket - storegasms

• with wild pigs - boargasms

• at a Stephen King movie - horrorgasms

• with a prostitute - whoregasms

• with a storyteller - loregasms

• with an accountant - boregasms

• while sleeping - snoregasms

• with cartoon donkeys - eeyoregasms

• while broke - poorgasms

• with a lion - roargasms

• for hours and hours on end - soregasms

• on a golf course - foregasms

• with a nymphomaniac - ready for moregasms

• in a gold mine - oregasms

• with a dermatologists - poregasms

• with a former vice president - Al Goregasms

• on the beach - shoregasms

• in Asia - Singaporegasms

• at an all you can eat buffet - smoregasms

• on the way to a train - all aboardgasms

• that isn't very satisfying - there's the doorgasms

• during hay fever season - sporegasms

• with a cookie - oreogasms

• with a meat eater - carnivoregasms

• with a vegetarian - vegegasms