Women with Big Tits...
- can get a taxi on the worst days
- have men give them the best seats on a bus.
- have a neat place to carry spare change
- have always been the center of the arts (art)
- make jogging a spectator sport
- can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
- have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
- usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
- can always carry a little extra cash
- always float better
- know where to look first for lost earrings
- rarely lack for a slow dance partner
- have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
- never have to buy a car with airbags
- have a place to carry a extra beer
Women with Little Tits...
- don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
- always look younger
- find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
- can always see their toes and shoes
- can sleep on their stomachs
- have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
- know that people can read the entire message on their T-shirts
- know that everything more than a handful is wasted
- can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
- can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
- never be accused of having implants.