• Absolute Zero
  Absolut vodka over frozen nitrogen
• Alexander the Grrreat
  Gin, creme de cacao, and sweet cream over corn flakes
• American in Paris
  Kentucky bourbon and champagne
• Black Sabbath
  Kahlua and Mogen David wine
• Blind Faith
  Wood alcohol and sacramental wine
• Blood Clot
  Vodka, tomato juice, and Jell-O
• Bloody Awful
  Vodka and ketchup
• Blue Moon
  Corn whiskey and Aqua Velva
• Coleman Cooler
  White wine, soda, fried chicken crumbs, and sand
• Fuzzy Naval Base
  Peach schnapps, orange juice, and ammonia
• George Bush
  George Dickel bourbon and Busch beer
• Gorbachev
  Vodka with a splash of port wine
• Honeydew the Dishes
  Midori and Dawn
• Marie Antoinette
  Bourbon, cake mix, and flat beer
• Martinizer
  Gin, vermouth, and carbon tetrachloride
• Mary Poppins
  Vodka, tomato juice, and a spoonful of sugar
• Mexican Hairless
  Tequila and Minoxidil
• Oil of Ole
  Mazola and Sangria
• Peter, Paul, and Mary
  Potassium nitrate, Paul Masson wine, and tomato juice
• Phillips' Screwdriver
  Vodka, orange juice, and Milk of Magnesia
• Port in a Storm
  Red wine and rainwater
• Quack Doctor
  Cold duck and Dr. Pepper
• A Rum with a View
  Bacardi and Visine
• Rum-Pole of the Bailey
  Bacardi rum, Popov vodka, and Bailey's Irish Cream
• Sake-to-me
  Rice wine, punch, and nitrous oxide
• Scotch Tapeworm
  Dewar's and Mescal
• Shipwreck
  Cutty Sark on the rocks
• Short Wave
  Ripple in a shot glass, ginger, syrup, and pomegranate
• Sinead O'Connor
  Irish whiskey and Nair
• Skid Roe
  Muscatel and caviar
• Sour Kraut
  Schnapps and lemon juice
• Sundae Driver
  Vodka, orange juice, and ice cream
• Tequila Mockingbird
  Jose Cuervo and birdseed