- Condom that doubles as a self-inflating hot-air balloon (with reservoir tip)
- “The Cartman” — an anal probe that facilitates otherwise impossible ski moves
- Palm Pilot with porn pictures to distract bad guys
- Condom coated with truth serum
- Can of whoop-ass disguised as a Diet Coke
- Miniature caulking gun for holes in the plot
- Giant foam hand that says “British Secret Service #1!”
- Viagra Martini: for when he’s shaken, not stirred
- Really grippy pliers
- Cool British sports car that — get this — actually *runs*!
- Whatever it is, I bet a cheap plastic replica of it will fit in a Happy Meal.
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