- They don’t scream if you twist them too hard.
- They don’t get drunk and throw up in your bed.
- They are always good.
- They go away when you want them too.
- Rather have chocolate in your teeth than hair.
- Don’t have to worry about the last person who ate one.
- It’s always fun to swallow.
- They never talk.
- When it makes a mess in your bed, it’s easy to clean.
- The creamy white stuff tastes good.