Drinks of the New Millennium

  • Absolute Zero — Absolut vodka over frozen nitrogen
  • Alexander the Grrreat — Gin, creme de cacao, and sweet cream over corn flakes
  • American in Paris — Kentucky bourbon and champagne
  • Black Sabbath — Kahlua and Mogen David wine
  • Blind Faith — Wood alcohol and sacramental wine
  • Blood Clot — Vodka, tomato juice, and Jell-O
  • Bloody Awful — Vodka and ketchup
  • Blue Moon — Corn whiskey and Aqua Velva
  • Coleman Cooler — White wine, soda, fried chicken crumbs, and sand
  • Fuzzy Naval Base — Peach schnapps, orange juice, and ammonia
  • George Bush — George Dickel bourbon and Busch beer
  • Gorbachev — Vodka with a splash of port wine
  • Honeydew the Dishes — Midori and Dawn
  • Marie Antoinette — Bourbon, cake mix, and flat beer
  • Martinizer — Gin, vermouth, and carbon tetrachloride
  • Mary Poppins — Vodka, tomato juice, and a spoonful of sugar
  • Mexican Hairless — Tequila and Minoxidil
  • Oil of Ole — Mazola and Sangria
  • Peter, Paul, and Mary — Potassium nitrate, Paul Masson wine, and tomato juice
  • Phillips’ Screwdriver — Vodka, orange juice, and Milk of Magnesia
  • Port in a Storm — Red wine and rainwater
  • Quack Doctor — Cold duck and Dr. Pepper
  • A Rum with a View — Bacardi and Visine
  • Rum-Pole of the Bailey — Bacardi rum, Popov vodka, and Bailey’s Irish Cream
  • Sake-to-me — Rice wine, punch, and nitrous oxide
  • Scotch Tapeworm — Dewar’s and Mescal
  • Shipwreck — Cutty Sark on the rocks
  • Short Wave — Ripple in a shot glass, ginger, syrup, and pomegranate
  • Sinead O’Connor — Irish whiskey and Nair
  • Skid Roe — Muscatel and caviar
  • Sour Kraut — Schnapps and lemon juice
  • Sundae Driver — Vodka, orange juice, and ice cream
  • Tequila Mockingbird — Jose Cuervo and birdseed