Computer T-Shirt Slogans

  • Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
  • As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
  • COFFEE.EXE missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
  • Southern DOS: Y’all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
  • Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
  • Backups! We don’ NEED no steenking backups.
  • 4 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
  • E Pluribus Modem
  • Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
  • File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
  • Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the Etherbunny
  • Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are
  • A main-frame: The biggest PC peripheral available.
  • My software never has bugs. lt just develops undocumented features.
  • An error? Impossible! My modem is error-correcting
  • C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C:PCCRAWL
  • CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
  • C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
  • <-------- The information went data way
  • Does fuzzy logic tickle?
  • Best file compression around- "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
  • A computer’s attention span is as long as its power cord.
  • The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
  • 11th commandment: Covet not thy neighbor’s Pentium
  • BREAKFAST.COM Halted .. Cereal Port Not Responding
  • 24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case…Coincidence???
  • The name is Baud, James Baud.
  • Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
  • BUFFERS FILES 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go
  • Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
  • SENILE.COM found… Out Of Memory…
  • Access denied! Nah nah na na nah nah!
  • Who’s General Failure & why is he reading my disk??
  • C:Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!
  • Ultimate office automation: Net-worked coffee.
  • Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!
  • RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.
  • Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT’
  • Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY?
  • All computers wait at the same speed.
  • Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
  • Go ahead, make my data!
  • Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
  • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
  • ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
  • E-mail returned to sender: Insufficient voltage.
  • Help! I’m modeming… and I can’t hang up!!!
  • All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
  • Error! Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
  • DOS Tip #1701: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
  • Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
  • Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
  • Press any key… no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!
  • Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue …