- Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
- Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
- I’ve got something special in the sack for you!
- Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
- I know when you’ve been bad or good–so let’s skip the small talk, sister!
- Some of my best toys run on batteries…
- Interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it…)
- I see you when you`re sleeping–and you don`t wear any underwear, do you?
- Screw the “nice” list–I`ve got you on my “naughty” list!
- Wanna join the “Mile High” club?
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