- The parachute company says you’ll get a full refund.
- They say the house didn’t float very far at all.
- We’re all amazed that you go on living each day.
- Well, at least the operation was a partial success.
- The “National Enquirer” just loved those nude shots of you.
- The insects hardly touched your other eyebrow.
- With the lights dimmed, it looks almost normal.
- The District Attorney says he only has a few more questions.
- At least the passenger side air bag inflated.
- Jerry Springer wants you for this “secret admirer show.”
- The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars.
- At least we never thought you were guilty like that Jury did.
- The insurance pays the full book value ($312) for your 1956 T Bird.
- The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers.
- Those Grand Juries always over-react. Don’t worry about it.
- Lots of guys face multiple paternity suits.
- The boss said while you’re sick, he’d do all your work personally.
- MicroSoft Tech Support said those errors just aren’t possible.
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