Truth About Car Ads

  • MUST SELL
    ….before it blows up.
  • NEEDS SOME BODY WORK
    ….was blindsided by a Winnebego.
  • LOOKS LIKE NEW
    ….just don’t try to drive it anywhere.
  • ALL ORIGINAL
    ….I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.
  • LOADED WITH OPTIONS
    ….each one more troublesome than the next.
  • NEVER SMOKED IN
    ….unfortunately, that’s the best thing I can say about it.
  • PROJECT CAR
    ….doesn’t run.
  • LOTS OF POTENTIAL
    ….doesn’t run.
  • NEEDS MINOR REPAIR
    …doesn’t run.