Yo Momma’s So Ugly… | The Joke Archives

She is soooooo ugly that she would make a train take a dirt road!
She’s so ugly her dentist treats her by mail!
She’s so ugly her face could stop a sun dial.
She’s so ugly Dracula don’t want her.
She was so ugly as a baby, her mom had to feed her with a slingshot.
She’s so ugly, when she walks by a bathroom, all the toilets flush.
She’s so ugly, that when she were born, the doctor slapped her mama.
She’s so ugly, that when she went to the zoo, the guard said: “Thanks for bringing her back.”
She’s so ugly, when she went inside the haunted house, she came out with an application.
She’s so ugly, she tried to enter a Hallowe’en contest, and the judges said: “Sorry, no professionals.”
She’s so ugly she must have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch!
She’s so ugly she’s the pet of the family…her parents were too poor to own a dog!