License Plates

  • WUF WUF · · · On a Brown Rover
  • KSNKUZNS · · · On the car of married first cousins in the South.
  • 4CEFU · · · Force F*** you. I saw it on a car parked in my development once.
  • 2QT4U · · · 2 Cute for you
  • TUSKY · · · To ski
  • TIHZ O · · · Another one that works in the rear view mirror.
  • 4MYEGO · · · on a Porsche.
  • BSSCLRNT · · · On a professional bass clarinetist’ car.
  • BANDLADY · · · On a high school band teacher’s car.
  • ORFFAN · · · On a car of music educator, who teaches using methods developed by Carl Orff.
  • SEWBIZ · · · the name of my parents’ sewing machine dealership, and they had it on their plates at one time.
  • IDUNTOLU · · · Seen on a school principal’s car. He was in charge of discipline.
  • GGR OOM · · · on a Horse Grooming Company car.
  • PN DCTR · · · on acupuncturist’s car.
  • 6UL DV8 · · · Sexual Deviate (This one almost got through.)
  • JUNK · · · on a 1993 GMC (jimmy). It belongs to me. I’m a recycler of junk metals in Maryland.
  • MNOPAZ · · · on a car that was filled with ladies who all appeared to be in their 50s.
  • PBFT · · · Leadfoot. PB is the chemical symbol for lead
  • SXIZFN · · · Self-explanatory
  • ML8ML8 · · · I’m late, I’m late {for a very important date}, On a white Volkswagen Rabbit.
  • N24PLAY · · · Seen on the street in Wichita
  • FR8TRAIN · · · Freight Train – The nickname of a railroad enthusiast in North Carolina
  • PONU2 · · · P*** on you, too. No explanation necessary.
  • PUR XTC · · · pure ecstasy, on a Porsche
  • HANGMHI · · · hang him high, Plate are on a local Superior Court judge’s Jaguar. This judge is known for being very no-nonsense.
  • NOT OJS · · · on a white Ford Bronco, seen in Virginia.
  • IBCNU · · · a large white Eldorado. It was clean and fancy. Was driven by a HUGE black man with leather, gold chains, in Baltimore, Md.
  • 38DD · · · Years ago, I delivered pizzas regularly in a certain apartment complex, where there was a red sports car always parked with this tag. I’d always assumed the owner was a stripper. (It pays to advertise!)
  • E-I-E-I-O · · · An old farmer in Monmouth County, whose name is really McDonald.
  • BOXDOC · · · A local gynecologist in New Jersey.
  • 3KUM966 · · · use your imagination.
  • BN CATTY · · · Being catty. A Jaguar owned by a cat show judge.
  • 2ISTED · · · Twisted.
  • 2THFARY · · · on a dental hygienist’s car.
  • 2THAKE · · · on a Dentist’s car.
  • 2THFXR · · · tooth fixer, another Dentist
  • ALWAZL8 · · · Always late
  • I B A QT · · · I be a cutie.
  • DRUMLRD · · · Drumlord, on a percussionist’s car
  • IFXOWEZ · · · I fix owies, Pediatric Nurse, and probably a Mommy
  • NOT DADS · · · Seen on a blue new Porsche
  • IC2ITUP · · · I see to it you pee, Urologist’s car
  • PPDOC · · · another urologist in suburban Detroit
  • SMGLR · · · Smuggler, seen on a benz in Miami driven by a Jamaican
  • ASK 412 · · · plates in South Australia
  • I8A4RE · · · I ate a Ferrari, seen on a Vette in Connecticut.
  • B8TZM · · · Beitzem – Yiddish for testicles.
  • BOYCHIK · · · Yiddish for little boy
  • SLAAB and SNAAB · · · both on Saabs.
  • DAVOVO · · · on a Volvo
  • 4NC8TR · · · fornicator, in Ohio
  • ABYNRML · · · abnormal, in Southern Iowa
  • 3M TA3 · · · think how it reads in rear view mirror…
  • 10SNE1 · · · Tennis, anyone?
  • 2C3DCME · · · vision therapist in Colorado
  • BMFD · · · in Central Ill. “Big Mother F—– Deal?” you’d think? NO!! It’s Blue Mound Fire Department! Oy…
  • HAD1B4 · · · On a ’66 Cadillac Convertible RU4692 = Are you for 69, too? On a ’69 Pontiac Convertible.
  • HD GIMP · · · On a Harley (owner uses a wheelchair, also)
  • JAPHOG · · · On a Black / Orange (Harley colors) Honda
  • NTHEDARK · · · In the Dark
  • NTHELITE · · · In the Light. On cars of a person who works at photographic paper manufacturing plant.
  • U4MEME4U · · · Self Explanatory
  • IMGRUMPY · · · Self Explanatory
  • IB6UB9 · · · use your imagination.