KSNKUZNS · · · On the car of married first cousins in the South.
4CEFU · · · Force F*** you. I saw it on a car parked in my development once.
2QT4U · · · 2 Cute for you
TUSKY · · · To ski
TIHZ O · · · Another one that works in the rear view mirror.
4MYEGO · · · on a Porsche.
BSSCLRNT · · · On a professional bass clarinetist’ car.
BANDLADY · · · On a high school band teacher’s car.
ORFFAN · · · On a car of music educator, who teaches using methods developed by Carl Orff.
SEWBIZ · · · the name of my parents’ sewing machine dealership, and they had it on their plates at one time.
IDUNTOLU · · · Seen on a school principal’s car. He was in charge of discipline.
GGR OOM · · · on a Horse Grooming Company car.
PN DCTR · · · on acupuncturist’s car.
6UL DV8 · · · Sexual Deviate (This one almost got through.)
JUNK · · · on a 1993 GMC (jimmy). It belongs to me. I’m a recycler of junk metals in Maryland.
MNOPAZ · · · on a car that was filled with ladies who all appeared to be in their 50s.
PBFT · · · Leadfoot. PB is the chemical symbol for lead
SXIZFN · · · Self-explanatory
ML8ML8 · · · I’m late, I’m late {for a very important date}, On a white Volkswagen Rabbit.
N24PLAY · · · Seen on the street in Wichita
FR8TRAIN · · · Freight Train – The nickname of a railroad enthusiast in North Carolina
PONU2 · · · P*** on you, too. No explanation necessary.
PUR XTC · · · pure ecstasy, on a Porsche
HANGMHI · · · hang him high, Plate are on a local Superior Court judge’s Jaguar. This judge is known for being very no-nonsense.
NOT OJS · · · on a white Ford Bronco, seen in Virginia.
IBCNU · · · a large white Eldorado. It was clean and fancy. Was driven by a HUGE black man with leather, gold chains, in Baltimore, Md.
38DD · · · Years ago, I delivered pizzas regularly in a certain apartment complex, where there was a red sports car always parked with this tag. I’d always assumed the owner was a stripper. (It pays to advertise!)
E-I-E-I-O · · · An old farmer in Monmouth County, whose name is really McDonald.
BOXDOC · · · A local gynecologist in New Jersey.
3KUM966 · · · use your imagination.
BN CATTY · · · Being catty. A Jaguar owned by a cat show judge.
2ISTED · · · Twisted.
2THFARY · · · on a dental hygienist’s car.
2THAKE · · · on a Dentist’s car.
2THFXR · · · tooth fixer, another Dentist
ALWAZL8 · · · Always late
I B A QT · · · I be a cutie.
DRUMLRD · · · Drumlord, on a percussionist’s car
IFXOWEZ · · · I fix owies, Pediatric Nurse, and probably a Mommy
NOT DADS · · · Seen on a blue new Porsche
IC2ITUP · · · I see to it you pee, Urologist’s car
PPDOC · · · another urologist in suburban Detroit
SMGLR · · · Smuggler, seen on a benz in Miami driven by a Jamaican
ASK 412 · · · plates in South Australia
I8A4RE · · · I ate a Ferrari, seen on a Vette in Connecticut.
B8TZM · · · Beitzem – Yiddish for testicles.
BOYCHIK · · · Yiddish for little boy
SLAAB and SNAAB · · · both on Saabs.
DAVOVO · · · on a Volvo
4NC8TR · · · fornicator, in Ohio
ABYNRML · · · abnormal, in Southern Iowa
3M TA3 · · · think how it reads in rear view mirror…
10SNE1 · · · Tennis, anyone?
2C3DCME · · · vision therapist in Colorado
BMFD · · · in Central Ill. “Big Mother F—– Deal?” you’d think? NO!! It’s Blue Mound Fire Department! Oy…
HAD1B4 · · · On a ’66 Cadillac Convertible RU4692 = Are you for 69, too? On a ’69 Pontiac Convertible.
HD GIMP · · · On a Harley (owner uses a wheelchair, also)
JAPHOG · · · On a Black / Orange (Harley colors) Honda
NTHEDARK · · · In the Dark
NTHELITE · · · In the Light. On cars of a person who works at photographic paper manufacturing plant.