- Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.
- Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
- If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
- Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
- If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
- Thank You For Pot Smoking.
- Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”.
- If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
- The Earth Is Full – Go Home
- I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha
- This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me
- Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
- If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
- The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
- Illiterate? Write For Help
- Honk If Anything Falls Off
- He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
- Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
- It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
- I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
- If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off (Motorcycle)
- If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You’re Doing It Wrong…
- Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
- If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like JabbaThe Hut?
- Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
- Ax Me About Ebonics
- Boldly Going Nowhere
- Cat: The Other White Meat
- Caution – Driver Legally Blonde!
- Don’t Be Sexist – Broads Hate That
- Heart Attacks… God’s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
- Honk If You’ve Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
- How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
- If You Can’t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
- Saw It… Wanted It… Had A Fit… Got It!
- What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull
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