aka Thanksgiving Turkey for Dummies
- Step 1 :
Go buy a turkey - Step 2 :
Take a drink of whiskey - Step 3 :
Put turkey in the oven - Step 4 :
Take another two drinks of whiskey - Step 5 :
Set the degree at 375 ovens - Step 6 :
Take three more whiskeys of drink - Step 7 :
Turn oven the on - Step 8 :
Take four whisks of drinkey - Step 9 :
Turk the bastey - Step 10 :
Whiskey another bottle of get - Step 11 :
Stick a turkey in the thermometer - Step 12 :
Glass yourself another pour of whiskey - Step 13 :
Bake the whiskey for four hours - Step 14 :
Take the oven out of the turkey - Step 15 :
Take the oven out of the turkey - Step 16 :
Floor the turkey up off of the pick - Step 17 :
Turk the carvey - Step 18 :
Get yourself another scottle of botch - Step 19 :
Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey - Step 20 :
Bless the saying, pass and eat out