- Gives his age as “39, version 5.”
- Hires someone to purchase a sports car and pursue young bimbos.
- Spends $6 on a new hairstyle.
- “No, honey. I didn’t say I bought *a* Porsche…”
- Replaced the animated paper clip Office Assistant with a Hooters waitress.
- Grows beard and tints it gray to simulate the “look and feel” of Steven Jobs.
- Keeps buying younger and younger companies.
- Supermodel eggs? Pffft. Bill’s got him a six-pack of supermodels.
- “The first rule of Microsoft Club is: Everyone Kisses My Ass In Microsoft Club!”
- Same as everybody else: Decides to run for President.
- Ignores his wife to spend time writing inappropriate code for a 16-year-old Apple Lisa.
- Changed the name of his company to EnormousHard.
- Joined the Personality Club for Men.
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