Product Warnings

  • Found on Axius Sno-Off Automobile Windshield cover:
    CAUTION: Never drive with the cover on your windshield.
  • Found a box of Tampax Tampons:
    Remove used tampon before inserting a new one.
  • Found on a box of Kellogg’s Pop-Tarts:
    WARNING: Pastry Filling May Be Hot When Heated
  • Found on the instruction sheet of a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer:
    WARNING: Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.
  • Found on Bat Man The Animated Series Armor Set Halloween costume box:
    PARENT: Please exercise caution, mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly.
  • Found in a television set’s owner’s manual:
    Do not pour liquids into your television set.
  • Found on the handle of a hammer:
    CAUTION: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
  • Found on a butane lighter:
    WARNING: Flame may cause fire