Greetings, Earthling!

Greetings Earthling …

I am a silicon based life form from a galaxy far, far away, visiting your P.C. I have transformed myself into this email. As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs.

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Oh god that feels good!

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I especially enjoy it when you scroll down on me.

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That’s it . … . keep scrolling.

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Don’t stop!

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Click it baby, click it!

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Faster

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Faster

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more ooohh yeahh

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harder

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give it to me , just like I like it

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Faster

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F A S T E R !

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That was amazing!

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You are the best I’ve had yet. And I know you enjoyed it too because you are smiling. Do you know how I know that you’re smiling? ‘cos I can see you.

Now please pass me on to someone else because I’m really horny