How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

  • Golden Retriever: The sun is shining. The day is young. We’ve got our whole lives ahead of us. And you’re inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out light bulb?
  • Border Collie: Just one. Not only that, but I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
  • Dachshund: I can’t reach the lamp!
  • Toy Poodle: I’ll just talk sweet to the Border collie and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
  • Rottweiler: Go ahead! Make me!
  • Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for?
  • Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
  • Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
  • Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
  • Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
  • Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
  • Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there…
  • Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
  • Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
  • Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?