Excerpts From A Dog’s Diary

  • Day 180
    8:00 am – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    9:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
    9:40 am – OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
    10:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
    11:30 am – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    12:00 noon – OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
    1:00 pm – OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
    4:00 pm – OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
    5:00 pm – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    5:30 pm – OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
  • Day 181
    8:00 am – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    9:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
    9:40 am – OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
    10:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
    11:30 am – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    12:00 noon – OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
    1:00 pm – OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
    4:00 pm – OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
    5:00 pm – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    5:30 pm – OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
  • Day 182
    8:00 am – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    9:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
    9:40 am – OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
    10:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
    11:30 am – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    12:00 noon – OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
    1:00 pm – OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
    4:00 pm – OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
    5:00 pm – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    5:30 pm – OH BOY! A BATH! NOT MY FAVORITE!